My silent reading today

 captain underpants and the revolting revenge of the radioactive robo-boxers

Super mega big Tippy tried to get captain underpants because he wanted to kill captain underpants but big Tippy snatched captain underpants off super mega Tippy and said I am going to kill captain underpants. so super mega Tippy tried to get him but he pressed a button and that button was a bomb. It was only 60 seconds.

super mega big Tippy was very scared and said i don't want to die but the bomb said don't care super mega big Tippy got more scared and decided to cut captain underpants free and take him.

Big Tippy said what about the bomb super mega Tippy said your bomb your problem and so super mega Tippy kicked big Tippy as high as he could and big Tippy landed straight in the water and now waiting for revenge